Known for nada, Brando has spent the better part of his adult life actively engaged in a desperate search for the alchemical ingredients which he hopes, if found, might result in the deliverance of worthwhile words. Convinced that if only he could capture these secrets, then perhaps he would no longer have to glimpse the unknown as seen through the void of a blank computer screen.

But with the cry of 'Eureka!' yet to be heard, the question must be begged: Why does this dude write at all? To be sure, the art has been mastered already - and by those far greater than he. Why not make a Tik Tok instead? Show some skin to a subscription based Only Fans account? I mean, seriously, can't this fella read the room?  

Alas, the prognosis may be dire: that Brando simply belongs to the genus Asinus, otherwise known by classicists as The Fool.

In the world of screenplays, Brando has earned top 15% distinction in the Academy's "prestigious" Nicholl Fellowship - a distinction, mind you, which meant absolutely nothing to no one.

At the present, Brando's primary focus is on writing his first novel, to be completed by September of the year 2022.

He is the designer of this website and is, in fact, the creature attached to the dirty, little digits that have been writing in third-person this entire time.

My friend, all I can say is that if you are still reading this, well, may God help us both...
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